Age
Old enough to know better, young enough to move about unaided

Job in JellYstone
Drums, backing vocals, theatricals, yaketty-yak

Real life job
You’re scaring me now.  What do you mean by “real life?”

Previous Bands
Agur’s Wish (1984-89); Grab Harry (1989-1990)

Things I’m not likely to say
I’ll have the vegetarian option and a glass of water

The spiders in my house aren’t big enough – put me on the first flight to Australia

A pleasure to meet you Mr Fifty Cent – I’m such an admirer of your work!

Is that the Royal Opera House?  I’d like a ticket to Wagner’s Ring Cycle, please

You don’t really want to read about little old me do you?…

Gear I like to use
Pearl drums, Sabian cymbals, Evans heads, Promark sticks, Audio-Technica mics, Janet Reger underwear

Wardrobe by
MFI

Hair by
John of Gaunt

Fave music store
Sounds Plus, Bury St Edmunds www.soundsplus.co.uk

Heroes
My daughter Ellie; my son Cal; funny people; successful people (however you measure success); Top Cat

Villains
Rude people; thoughtless people; selfish people; insensitive people; people who don’t get it; people who can’t spell “NEIL” or “DAVE GROHL”; and the scary voices that told me to do those bad things to the gerbils that time…

Favourite Bands
Those that write good songs and don’t take themselves too seriously, eg: Bowling For Soup, Kaiser Chiefs

NOT so Favourite bands
Those that do take themselves too seriously and write crap songs, eg: Oasis; really shouty-growly metal bands

Favourite Films
Spinal Tap; Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid; Airplane; The Italian Job

Fave sweetie
The Fruit Pastille and my wife Sue (but not in that order, obviously)

Favourite beer
The next one

Top fantasy
Anything involving breasts and crème Anglaise

Lucky chicken
Buff Orpington